Shocking Twist: Suffolk County D.A. Tierney Reveals New York State Senator Mario Mattera as Batman!

The Gotham Messenger ~ Monday, April 1, 2024 ~ April Fool’s Issue

In a stunning revelation, Suffolk County District Attorney Ray Tierney (R) disclosed today that the enigmatic figure behind the Batman mask is none other than New York State Senator Mario Mattera (R-St. James). Tierney, speaking at a press conference attended by bewildered journalists and citizens, provided compelling evidence linking the Senator to the vigilante activities that have plagued the region.


According to Tierney, a thorough investigation led law enforcement officials to Senator Mattera, whose clandestine double life as the iconic crime-fighter has left the community in awe. The announcement has ignited a firestorm of speculation and disbelief, with many struggling to reconcile the image of the respected Senator with the masked vigilante prowling the streets of Suffolk County.


Suffolk County GOP Chairman Jesse Garcia offered a perspective on the startling revelation, stating, “It’s not entirely surprising that Mario is the Batman. He fights for justice every day in his role as a New York State Senator, and it seems he’s taken that commitment to a new level.”


As the shocking revelation reverberates throughout the community, questions abound regarding Senator Mattera’s motivations and the extent of his activities as Batman. With the Senator’s reputation on the line, supporters point to his unwavering dedication to public service as evidence of his character. As the community grapples with this unexpected turn of events, Senator Mattera remains resolute, poised to confront the challenges ahead with the same courage and determination that have defined his career.

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